No matter where I am in the house, the sound will always guide me straight to my destination. 🫣🤣😴 Que je sois n’importe où dans la maison, le moindre bruit me guide toujours jusqu’à ma destination. 🫣🤣😴

Do you think I could submit my application to TIME Magazine as the most stylish guy of 2027? 😎 Croyez-vous que je pourrais envoyer ma candidature au TIME Magazine comme étant le mec le plus élégant de l’année 2027? 😎

New day, new box! 📦 Happy Sunday, everyone!! 😸❤️ Nouvelle journée, nouvelle boîte! 📦 Bon dimanche tout le monde!! 😸❤️

He’s the only little being I can tolerate snoring next to me. 😳🤣🔊🔊 Il est le seul petit être que j’endure à ronfler auprès de moi. 😳🤣🔊🔊

Who’s the most handsome? ME!!!!!! 😹🤣 #ModestGuy C’est qui le plus beau? C’est MOI!!!!!! 😹🤣 #Gar çonModeste

This morning, I’m sorry to inform you that you will NOT be receiving the Employee of the Month award. My breakfast arrived 11 minutes late. 😒 #ImplacableBoss #AtchoumTheCat #EmployeeOfTheMonth #CatBoss Ce matin, je suis désolé de t’annoncer que tu ne recevras PAS le prix de l’empl

September has arrived, and we’ve brought out Atchoum’s favorite blanket for the fall. 🍂🧡 As you can clearly see, he couldn’t be happier. 😻 Le mois de septembre est arrivé et nous avons sorti la couverture préférée d’Atchoum pour l’automne. 🍂🧡 On voit clairement qu’il est heureux! 😻

Wishing you all a wonderful Sunday! 🥰🐾 Je vous souhaite à tous un très bon dimanche! 🥰🐾

Sometimes, I wonder if he even remembers he has four legs. He spends his entire life lying on his back. 🙄😂 Des fois, je me demande s’il se rappelle qu’il a quatre pattes. Il passe sa vie couché sur le dos. 🙄😂

MOM: “We’re having such a great time together, just the two of us! 🤩😛” Atchoum: “You keep saying ‘we’ when you really mean ‘you.’ I’m just waiting for the treats to show up. 😾” ****** MOM: « On passe du bon temps ensemble, juste nous deux! 🤩😛 » Atchoum: « Tu confonds encore “on” avec “toi”.

For the next 10 days, you’re all mine, Mom. 😈 No sharing you with anyone else. Get ready… you’ll be at my beck and call from morning to night. 😈😈 #DadIsAway Pendant les 10 prochains jours, tu es à moi, Mom. 😈 Je n’ai à te partager avec personne d’autre. Prépare-toi… tu vas être à mon servi

Atchoum wakes me up every morning at 5:30 a.m. As soon as I’m awake… he goes right back to sleep. 😪 Then, when I decide to take an afternoon nap, he comes to wake me up. 🫩 And the moment I’m awake… he goes back to bed again. So I decided that he doesn’t get to nap either. 😈

I pretty much claim every piece of furniture in my house… and the outdoor furniture too. This swing officially belongs to me now. 👑 And that’s non-negotiable.

Every Sunday follows the exact same schedule… and I worked very hard to keep it that way. 😼💤 ******* Tous les dimanches suivent exactement le même horaire… et j’ai travaillé très fort pour que ça reste comme ça. 😼💤

I love it when his ruff is perfectly in place. He looks like a little aristocrat. 🤭👑 J’adore quand sa collerette est bien placée. Il a l’air d’un petit aristocrate. 🤭👑

Is someone coming over this morning? 🤔 Why did you make me look so adorable? 😼✨ Est-ce qu’on attend quelqu’un ce matin? 🤔 Pourquoi m’as-tu rendu aussi mignon? 😼✨

Life isn’t easy in Atchoum’s world… 🤣🤣🤣 Being this handsome, supervising the whole house, reminding Mom when it’s meal time, keeping squirrels under surveillance, and making sure every nap is perfect… it’s exhausting! 😹👑 ***** La vie n’est pas facile dans le monde d’Atchoum… 🤣🤣🤣 Être aussi

On this beautiful Sunday morning, I kept myself very busy… 🐿️ Chased the squirrels. 🐦 Watched the birds. 🎨 Sat right on a freshly painted canvas. (You’re welcome, Mom.) 😈 Judged the chair Mom just painted. 🤣 And to finish my busy morning, I made sure Mom’s fingers were still as tender as eve

“The moment he sees a comb, he has to rub himself on it. 🤣🤣” **** « Dès qu’il voit un peigne, il doit s’y frotter. 🤣🤣 »