Forgot that I still have a pre-k copy at home 😮‍💨😂 . . #MomHumor #BackToSchool #ParentingHumor #MomLife #Motherhood . . . back to school, end of summer, mom humor, parenting humor, pre-K mom, kids going back to school, motherhood humor, second child, funny mom moments, relatable pa

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Lesson one in becoming chronically online: never assume the question they asked is actually what we’re here to discuss. You gotta be ready for the okey-doke. 😂 . . . . #ChronicallyOffline #MarriageHumor #HusbandReaction #MarriedLife #CouplesContent . . chronically offline husba

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Being married to someone who is chronically offline means it is my responsibility to keep him informed on the important issues of our time. I take this job VERY seriously 🫡😂 . . chronically offline husband · husband reaction · marriage humor · married life · couples content · internet culture ·

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The goal isn’t to make them afraid of the world. . It’s to give them the tools to move through it confidently. . I don’t just want my kids to know Mom keeps me safe. I want them learning, little by little, how to keep themselves safe too. 🤎 . . raising capable kids, child safety, teaching ki

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Becoming a parent is slowly realizing our parents were actually cooking with some solid material 😩😂 There are no stupid questions, but sometimes I KNOW you have everything you need to figure this one out. Please use your resources. ..Or just go head and put it on my head 😭 . . #ParentingHumor

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No because WHO STARTED IT?! 🥊😭 I wanna know who looked at a father spending time with his *own* children and said, “Awww, look at that Dad babysitting!”🥴 Just send them outside. I’m not mad. I just wanna talk…🙂 . . involved dads, active fathers, equal parenting, parenting partnership, modern f

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I recently realized that I went through no less than 47 nicknames per child before one eventually stuck. Apparently my babies always end up being cute little animals to me. 😂🥹 . . . #millennialmom #brothersandsisters #SiblingLove #FamilyMoments #millennialparenting . . motherhood,

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The best 30 seconds of silence I’ve ever had! 🤣😂 My advice? You gotta commit. It’s the confidence that really sells it 😉 . #MomHumor #ParentingHumor #FunnyMom #relatablemotherhood MillennialMom . . mom humor, parenting humor, funny mom, millennial mom, mom life, funny parenting moment

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I’m watching her get babied, spoiled, protected by two big brothers, and generally experience the kind of childhood eldest daughters simply do not know 😂 And as an eldest daughter myself? I am DELIGHTED for her. Maybe even living a tiny bit vicariously through her.🥹🎀 . . #EldestDaughter #Eld

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And sometimes things get a little tense in the Spidey verse 🤣😅 . . . #MomOfBoys #BoyMom #MomLife #BrotherLife #SiblingLife . . SpidermanKids SpideyAndHisAmazingFriends SpideyFans KidsBeingKids ParentingHumor MotherhoodUnfiltered FunnyKids Spider-Man kids, Spidey and His Amazing Fr

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If you know you know, and I’m just glad THEY don’t 🥹. . . . #IntentionalParenting #ParentingDifferently #BlackParenting #MillennialParents #ParentingHumor . . intentional parenting, parenting differently, breaking generational cycles, Black parenting, corporal punishment, childhood

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Maybe it’s a boy thing. Maybe it’s a little kid thing. Either way, I’ve met the grown-up version and we’re on the early intervention plan over here 😭 #IntentionalParenting #RaisingBoys #ParentingDifferently #BlackParenting #MillennialParents ParentingHumor . . intentional parenting, r

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No because at this point he’s basically one of the girls 💁🏾‍♀️🤣 . . #MarriageHumor #CouplesHumor #MarriedLife #DateNight #GirlsNight . . husband at girls night, husband third wheeling, date night humor, married couple humor, marriage humor, husband and wife, girls night with husband

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Sometimes you just gotta let the patriarchy work for you. 🫶🏾 . . #MarriageHumor #MarriedLife #CouplesHumor #MomHumor #StayAtHomeMom . . marriage humor, husband working wife relaxing, let the patriarchy work for you, married life humor, stay at home mom humor, husband and wife jokes,

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Somebody tell green dress girl that another man has weighed in😭 #millennialmarriage #MarriageHumor #CouplesHumor #HusbandReacts #greendressgirl girl in the green dress, green dress girl, viral green dress video, husband reaction green dress, chronically offline husband, husband rea

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Everybody wants a village until the village tells your kid to cut the crap 😭 . . #MomHumor #ParentingHumor #PlaygroundParenting #MomLife #Parenting. . . the village parenting, parenting other people’s kids, playground parenting, parents at the playground, parenting in public, commun

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The reentry is always disrespectful as hell 😅 . . . #MomHumor #MomLife #millennialroadsafetyfestivalpoldaaceh #PostVacation #millennialmom . . post vacation laundry, vacation with kids, traveling with three kids, mom humor, family vacation, coming home from vacation, post vacation

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Not gonna lie, I totally went for the plot 😅 but teenage me would be so proud of the woman we’ve grown up to be! 🥹 #HighSchoolReunion #GRWM #OutfitTransformation #Over40Style #ReunionStyle 20 year high school reunion · reunion outfit · get ready with me · GRWM · outfit transformation ·

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Funny enough, sometimes my kid is the Robert of the party 😭😅 . . . #MomHumor #MomLife #ParentingHumor #KidsBirthdayParty #FunnyMoms mom humor · kids birthday party · parenting humor · motherhood · funny mom moments

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“Useless Dad™️” takes the show on the road! 😭😂 So grateful to have an actual parenting partner because even just acting this out triggered me! 🤣🤣 . . #DadHumor #FamilyVacation #MarriageHumor #ParentingHumor #MarriedLife

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