I’ve lived 72 lives this afternoon. And I’m tired boss. Made it back to our favorites @target @Chick-fil-A @Chicken Salad Chick @7brewcoffee and still chased @Chris Horton’s deer dog. #realisticmomlife #my5to9after9to5 #momvlog #deerdogs

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Stay to the end for Jaxton’s song. He loved making spooky candy salad. @Sour Punch Candy @HARIBO @NERDS Candy #candysalad #spookytreats #gummycandies

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A laid back 5-9 is my favorite. #MyWorkLifeTikTokContest #realisticmomlife #my5to9after9to5 #momvlog

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Hobo packets are a crowd pleaser and a super easy week night meal. 2 Ibs ground beef 1 packet dry onion soup mix Potatoes, diced 2 cups carrots 1 large onion sliced Olive oil Worcestershire sauce @Kinder's Flavors buttery garlic and herb Kinders the Blend 1 can cream of mushroom soup

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Heart rate of 180 #caffeine #inmyveins @Calhoun Coffee Company

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When your husband says ‘spoil yourself’ but you're apparently a budget-conscious queen. @Shelby Ann @Ulta Beauty @essence.cosmetics @byoma @Saltair Body @Milani Cosmetics @loréal paris usa @ColourPop Cosmetics #ultahaul #haultok #shoppinghaul #realisticmomlife

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How does my day off feel busier than my work day? Probably because I was driving for over 3 hours of it. Stopped at my faves @Chick-fil-A @7brewcoffee @Chicken Salad Chick @Ulta Beauty @ellianoscoffee #dayoff #momvlog #realisticmomlife

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How does my day off feel busier than my work day? Probably because I was driving for over 3 hours of it. Stopped at my faves @Chick-fil-A @7brewcoffee @Chicken Salad Chick @Ulta Beauty @ellianoscoffee #dayoff #momvlog #realisticmomlife

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Escaped thoughts. Because I need to know. @Reese’s #thoughts #adhdthings #streamofconsciousness

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Let me reintroduce myself and my toxic relationship with TikTok 😵‍💫😆🤪 #momvlog #realisticmomlife

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She was good for a while…then it spiraled after the ear washes. #dogwash #realisticmomlife #dogsoftiktok

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One day my mornings won’t be chaos and talk of Madame Curie, Yamaha Banshees and hyperboles and I will probably miss it. But for now HOLY SHIT 🫪🫪 #momvlog #realisticmomlife

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One day my mornings won’t be chaos and talk of Madame Curie, Yamaha Banshees and hyperboles and I will probably miss it. But for now HOLY SHIT 🫪🫪 #momvlog #realisticmomlife

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Atay to the end to watch Gracie make a fool of me. 🫪 An afternoon of doing all the spooky things. Life with boys is chaos but I wouldn’t trade it. @Hubs & Hers for the sweatshirt/ code: PATRICIAHORTON #momvlog #realisticmomlife

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Chaos in the kitchen. Because I’ve never even made rice krispy treats before today lol. If you have a good recipe let me know in the comments, but these turned out pretty good #chaosinthekitchen #realisticmomlife

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Truly. Make sure you make the right choices. It was hard but we made it. @Chris Horton #CapCut #insicknessandinhealth

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Up and at it EARLY today. Only a few days left as the designated driver. But seriously, only on social media is 50-100 people not a LOT of people. Anywho. I love yall 50-100 🫶🏼🫶🏼 @Waffle House is our favorite, but I could never be a cook there 😆 #realisticmomlife #reallifemom #momvlogs

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Hurricane edition of my 5-9 after my 9-5, a little early because it was wild around here. #hurricaneisaias #my5to9 #my5to9after9to5 #realisticmomlife #reallifemom

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Southern grandma storm prep. #hurricaneisaias #hurricaneseason #stormprep

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Hurricane prep isn’t in my wheelhouse people. Energy drinks and fudge rounds for all of you at my house. #hurricaneprep #my5to9after9to5 #my5to9 #realisticmomlife @Alani Nutrition @Sour Punch Candy

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