You don’t marry a man, you marry his lifestyle. 🍸 #viral #humor #trending #comedy #maincharacterenergy

Honey, if a man cheats on you, don’t argue, don’t cry — just raise your martini and let him watch you walk away. It’s better to give twenty guys one chance than twenty chances to the same broke ass man. 🍸 #sarcasticmemes #humor #trending #funnymemes #comedy

Darling, let me tell you something. A man who orders a beer will give you a headache, a man who orders a whiskey neat will give you drama, but a man who can order a proper martini, chilled glass, top shelf gin — just a whisper of vermouth that’s a man who can finance a Palm Beach lifestyle. If you

Never chase, darling. Men with money are like taxis in Manhattan—you stand still looking fabulous and the right one will stop.