Imagine your “postpartum baby” being old enough to look you directly in the face and ask what’s for dinner. 😭😂 I spent YEARS saying eventually. Eventually I’ll focus on myself. Eventually I’ll get serious. Eventually I’ll feel like me again. Well apparently eventually was 3,848 days

I think you should follow me because I don’t like to cook and I took the time to show you this, but that’s just me 🤣 Love y’all if I can do this, so can you! I’m down 60 pounds and I got another 25 or so more to go stick around so you see me get to my actual goal for once! #momsofinstagram

Send to your bestie 🫶🏼 #bestie #friends #momsofinstagram #bestiegoals #momsofinstagram

The original task was going suspiciously well anyway. 😂 #ADHDHumor #WomenWithADHD #ADHDLife #RelatableHumor #ADHDWomen @miguelrenovatotv

Aunties Twin 🫶🏼 #auntie #niece #ilovebeinganauntie

Everybody sees the pictures, the anniversaries, the vacations, the laughing-until-you-cry moments. They don’t see the nights one of you was falling apart and the other one just stayed. The hard conversations. The scary seasons. The years that tested you in ways you never expected. I think tha

I swear I’m watching it. My eyes are technically on the TV. My brain, however, has apparently left the building. 😭😂 And somehow the SAME scene is the one I keep missing every single time. Please tell me I’m not the only one who turns a 45-minute episode into a 2-hour commitment. 😂 #ADHDHu

I used to wonder why older people got so irritated with technology and now I’m one failed login away from asking for a manager. 😭😂 And moving the grocery store around for absolutely no reason feels personal at this point. Millennials… tell me I’m not the only one slowly becoming the person I

Be so for real! 😑 I even recognized it and didn’t listen to my gut 🫠 anyone else ever feel like this?! hit that follow we are in it together #momlifeunfiltered #notalone

The physical change happened faster than my brain caught up. I still hold things up in the store and think, “Absolutely not.” Then they fit. Apparently my brain needs 3–5 business days. Or months. 😂 #WomenOver40 #MyJourney #weightlossjourney #wellnessjourney #guthealth

Apparently my postpartum recovery period was approximately one decade. 😭😂 My youngest is TEN. I have had absolutely no intention of having another baby for YEARS. And somehow one day my brain was just like… You know what? I think we’re ready now. 😂 3,848 days postpartum and down 59 pounds.

I said I don’t care. I did not say I don’t have opinions. Hope this helps. 😂 #MarriageHumor #WomenOver40 #RelatableHumor #MarriedLife

Type C girlies are basically just a series of wildly conflicting settings nobody asked us to explain. 😂 I can be incredibly productive, completely unproductive, reply immediately, forget I never replied, want everyone to leave me alone and then wonder why nobody is talking to me. Very balance

Please tell me this is not just me. 😂 Because I genuinely DO want the help. I’m tired of doing everything myself. But then you start doing it differently than I would and suddenly I’m standing there trying not to micromanage like it’s a personal growth exercise. 😭😂 Virgos… HOW are we suppo

Remember when I asked you guys if I could handle this 253-piece LEGO set for my office and everybody was like YESSSS IT’LL BE EASY?! 😂 Well. I’m on instruction book ONE of TWO, I haven’t connected a SINGLE piece to another piece yet, and I’m already irritated. 😭😂 So I just want it document

Virgos 😂♍️ We have a LOT of good qualities. Patience just did not make the final cut. And if you’re taking too long to get to the point, we already know how this is gonna go. 😭😂 #Virgo #VirgoHumor #VirgoSeason #ZodiacHumor

Everybody talks about “bouncing back” after the baby. Meanwhile I apparently took the scenic route. 😭😂 My youngest turned 10 in March and THIS is the year I finally decided I was done putting it off. And you know what? 59 pounds later, I’m kinda glad I stopped worrying about how long it

Apparently we’re eating peas now. 😂 And honestly? I get it. Did you know peas have vitamin A, vitamin C, potassium, calcium AND iron?! And just ½ cup of peas has 5g fiber + 4g protein for only 70 calories. 🙌🏼 Like why have we not been talking about the PEAS?! 😂 My bowl was 395 calories | 36g

Virgos 😂♍️ Who else is like this?? Tag the sign because I KNOW we’re not alone. #ZodiacSigns #zodiachumor #virgoseason #virgowomen #virgomemes

Because why did nobody warn me that raising boys would mean spending years being climbed on, yelled for from three rooms away, finding food wrappers everywhere… and still being completely obsessed with them? 😭😂 I have four boys and somehow every single one of them has their own completely differ